Jump to content

  • Log in with Facebook Log in with Twitter Log In with Google      Sign In   
  • Create Account
Current Chat Room Users
0 users are in Room 1:



Come check out the updated chat room.  Any member can use the chat.  Just click the "Chat Room" menu item.


Photo
* * * * - 5 votes

Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!


  • Please log in to reply
1148 replies to this topic

#1146 paramedicmike

paramedicmike
  • EMT City Sponsor
  • 3,587 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Occupation:Pragmatist, Resident Cynic
Reputation: 379
Excellent

Posted 24 March 2015 - 03:05 PM

 


· Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
 
 

 

Not entirely true.  Teach someone to use the internet and they'll bug you with an unending stream of forwarded emails, chain letters and "inspirational stories".


  • 0

#1147 island emt

island emt
  • Elite Members
  • 2,236 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:bailey island
  • Occupation:Retired Service chief :-}
Reputation: 307
Excellent

Posted 29 March 2015 - 02:30 AM

Performing Community Service


One day a florist went to a for a haircut. After the cut, he

asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money

from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.




When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a

'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for

him at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill

, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing

community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.



Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his

bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm

doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and

left the shop.



The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there

were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between

the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

shit-hits-the-fan.gif

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

!deadhorse.gif

  • 0

#1148 Violyn

Violyn
  • Members
  • 21 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Tempe, Az
  • Occupation:Violinist/ EMT
Reputation: 4
Neutral

Posted 29 March 2015 - 04:39 AM

5708469.jpg


  • 0

#1149 Richard B the EMT

Richard B the EMT
  • Elite Members
  • 7,042 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Belle Harbor, NY, USA
  • Occupation:Retired EMT-B from the FDNY EMS Command on October 5, 2010, active, overall, as an EMT from 1973 to...
Reputation: 294
Excellent

Posted 30 March 2015 - 05:59 PM

We seem to be getting a few repeats, here.


  • 0




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users