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guy sittin at a bar tells his buddy

i took my wife to a disco last weekend .There was a guy on the dance floor

who was giving it his all.Breakdancing,moonwalking,back flips,the whole bit.

My wife turned to me and said "see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and i turned him down."

I turned to my wife and said "Looks like he's still F***ing celebrating !!"

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