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Oh Dwayne! Stool samples needed from peeps in tropical places.

antibiotic scatology

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#1 Emergency Laughter

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 08:11 AM

So....how is everyone's scatalogical studies going? Are your studies firm and well formed? They aren't dark and tarry are they? Do you study one or two times a day? No studies in the swimming pool now!

Three Dutch medical schools are asking thousands of travelers to tropical countries to donate stool samples for a study into the rise in antibiotic-resistant bacterial infections.

Naturally, I thought of DwayneEMTP...you know....for the study...
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#2 Richard B the EMT

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 01:21 PM

Imagine the lost and found: "Dear Sir or Ms, An item with your name on it was turned in to our office. If you do not retrieve the item within the next 30 days, we will be forced to sell it at public auction."
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:47 AM

Could always be asking for semen samples, Dwayne.
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#4 DwayneEMTP


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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:56 PM

See Patton, I love the way that you think...

You know Mike, I would be happy to collect for such a study, but man, getting them out of the country in a timely manner would maybe be tough...not sure. Maybe those doing the studies could make a deal with the cooperating countries...but PNG has many secrets that might make them leery of participating...for instance, according to the govt, there's no HIV/Aids in PNG to speak of...
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 08:17 PM

Yeah, and there are no homosexuals in Iran either. :wtf:
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