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Top Ten Lies Told By Paramedics


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  1. It's not my fault, he kept moving.
  2. This Might Hurt A Little
  3. I did say "clear" first.
  4. I know where I'm going.
  5. It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.
  6. The Ambulance is clean and stocked
  7. It's the flu, not a hangover.
  8. The gloves are for your protection.
  9. The patient refused the treatment
  10. I'm in it for the money.

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1 I tried an IV before I went to IO

2. I love dealing with peds patients

3. We were just driving by the college sunbathing spot for driver orientation.

4. No, really, I was sick the day of the big concert/rodeo/fair/political rally

5. I'll finish that PCR first thing in the morning.

6. You'll love the night shift, everything happens during the day.

7. This is an old family recipe.

8. I always get my IVs on the first stick.

9. Sure, I'll work a shift for you if you work this Friday night for me.

10. I'll drive this time, you can drive the next call.

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1 I tried an IV before I went to IO

2. I love dealing with peds patients

3. We were just driving by the college sunbathing spot for driver orientation.

4. No, really, I was sick the day of the big concert/rodeo/fair/political rally

5. I'll finish that PCR first thing in the morning.

6. You'll love the night shift, everything happens during the day.

7. This is an old family recipe.

8. I always get my IVs on the first stick.

9. Sure, I'll work a shift for you if you work this Friday night for me.

10. I'll drive this time, you can drive the next call.

Yep, to the power of 10...

Nicely done.

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