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#1 BillKaneEMT

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:50 AM

A medic student did these, presumably just for fun. Amusing:)

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 02:39 PM

Could you either post a link, or transcribe in full? it just appears fuzzy in this posting.

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:09 PM

Why would you raise the bitten area ABOVE the level of the heart? Shouldn't that have been below?

Also, if they're undead, that means they have no vascular circulation. Therefore administration of parenteral medications would be ineffective unless someone is doing CPR for you.

Edited by Arctickat, 23 June 2012 - 05:16 PM.


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Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:20 PM

Should we contact medical control about this?

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

Should we contact medical control about this?


I think medical control should be in the form of a fully loaded shotgun.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 04:18 AM

if you put a zombie and a necrophiliac in the same room who chases who?

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:01 AM

I think medical control should be in the form of a fully loaded shotgun.

If I recall from at least one Zombie movie, a "double-tap" to the face.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 02:45 AM

Why would you raise the bitten area ABOVE the level of the heart? Shouldn't that have been below?


Since there are one-way valves in our vasculature, and it is a closed system, if blood cannot get into the limb - blood cannot get out of the limb.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 03:41 AM

If I recall from at least one Zombie movie, a "double-tap" to the face.


Love the double tap. Loved Zombieland. Funny thing about that movie is that his rules work in every major city today.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:28 AM

Since there are one-way valves in our vasculature, and it is a closed system, if blood cannot get into the limb - blood cannot get out of the limb.


I dunno, I was just comparing it to snake bites. That seemed to be the direction this protocol was taking to attempt to slow the spread of the infection/poison. First Aid for snake bites is immobilization.

Edited by Arctickat, 26 June 2012 - 05:30 AM.





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