Zombie apocalypse protocols.
#2
Posted 23 June 2012 - 02:39 PM
#3
Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:09 PM
Also, if they're undead, that means they have no vascular circulation. Therefore administration of parenteral medications would be ineffective unless someone is doing CPR for you.
Edited by Arctickat, 23 June 2012 - 05:16 PM.
#5
Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:16 PM
Should we contact medical control about this?
I think medical control should be in the form of a fully loaded shotgun.
#6
Posted 25 June 2012 - 04:18 AM
#7
Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:01 AM
If I recall from at least one Zombie movie, a "double-tap" to the face.I think medical control should be in the form of a fully loaded shotgun.
#8
Posted 26 June 2012 - 02:45 AM
Why would you raise the bitten area ABOVE the level of the heart? Shouldn't that have been below?
Since there are one-way valves in our vasculature, and it is a closed system, if blood cannot get into the limb - blood cannot get out of the limb.
#9
Posted 26 June 2012 - 03:41 AM
If I recall from at least one Zombie movie, a "double-tap" to the face.
Love the double tap. Loved Zombieland. Funny thing about that movie is that his rules work in every major city today.
#10
Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:28 AM
Since there are one-way valves in our vasculature, and it is a closed system, if blood cannot get into the limb - blood cannot get out of the limb.
I dunno, I was just comparing it to snake bites. That seemed to be the direction this protocol was taking to attempt to slow the spread of the infection/poison. First Aid for snake bites is immobilization.
Edited by Arctickat, 26 June 2012 - 05:30 AM.
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