Happiness

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  • Birthday 08/04/1965

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  1. Just been busy with living. All is good. .......
  2. Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian beer." The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Bob! ...Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
  3. The first one reminds me of the story of when my husbands parents went to Hawaii and left 4 teen age boys home alone. Needless to say the day of their parents arrival they thought they had everything covered after the block party that lasted for 10 days. They looked at the linoleum floor and noticed all the cigarette burn marks. The parents didn't smoke. They went an got their aunts nail polish bowl that had about 300 colors in it and painstakingly matched nail polish to floor. For some reason, maybe because everyone in town was at the party, no one tattled on them. The parents didn't know a thing until maybe 5 years ago. True story.
  4. hummmmmmmm what to say. oh ya there are those that call for stupid things. really a rash on your hands and feet, bet you thought you were getting out of your jail cell for an extended period of time
  5. When I started all I had to have was a class 4 license. I had no training in driving, no orientation, or advise in how to do so. My experience was just driving big fords on the beach . And yes I did slam on the brakes a little hard a few times...........................................
  6. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Wonder where traitor is these days.....................
  7. Sometimes your the bug, Sometimes your the windshield = Sometimes your the bird, Sometimes your the windscreen Wish I had flying stories ( I hate flying). All I have is two heli rides. One for the daughter of a man who drowned at one of the fishing lodges. We brought her back to be checked at the hospital. She held my hand all the way, at the end she said thank-you, but I was the thankful one who had someone holding my hand all the way home I guess sometimes the roles can be reversed in some cases. But then, I did get the medevac lear jet to an ambulance meeting. Long story short, my piss pot plane to the mainland cancelled do to weather, medevac jet comes to get patient, patient to heavy to go on jet, jet is going to where I needed to be and waalaa I made it to the meeting, the others had envy in their eyes:) I will admit the lear jet is the way to fly.
  8. Haven't heard from traitor lately .........
  9. I will say this first, this is for humor only, if you think your going to be offended then please don't watch it.................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI&oq=beat%20your%20kids&gs_l=youtube..0.5.459196321.459200356.0.459202323.14.11.0.2.2.1.492.2129.1j2j2j1j2.8.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-35%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.vRzhnh_4URA