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About BillKaneEMT

  • Birthday 09/12/1980

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  • Occupation EMT

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Northwest Indiana
  • Interests All things EMS, downhill skiing, mystery novels, camping, spelunking, incessant forum surfing.

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  1. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic HAPPY NEW YEAR   

    Happy new year folks. Still got 2 and a half hours til mine but I'm about to pass out. Just finished my 5th consecutive 16 and I'm too damn old to be running on 4 or 5 hours sleep a night for that long. Gonna crash for 20 hours or so and I'll see you all in 2013. I'm sure those of us who are off plan to use DD's or taxis tonight so I'll just say; be safe and have a great time!
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  2. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Just how do you fix this?   

    Oh man. That was awful. My stomach is churning after that. Holy hell. I can't imagine what those surgeons are gonna do for this guy. I watched it through, I'll admit I turned my head and just watched from the corner of an eye at a few points though. Damn. Id say that's unfixable tbh.
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  3. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Not the way I remember them lol   

    Excellent. Gonna pass these on. Some I vaguely recall seeing before but:

    Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

    Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

    'What have you got there?'

    Said the pie man unto Simon,

    'Pies, you dumb ass' !!


    There was a little girl who had a little curl

    Right in the middle of her forehead.

    When she was good, she was very, very good.

    But when she was bad........

    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

    Are new to me and instant classics. In large part due to the accuracy of them! ;-D
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  4. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Glucose, What's your highest?   

    Just over 1280 a month or so ago. He was a direct admit, bypassed the ER altogether. Didn't get any follow up info on him.
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  5. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic EMT claims more than 50% of new customers are choosing 4G - TeleGeography   

    Bahahahaha. Funny funny stuff.
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  6. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Questionnaire for a project   

    That was a quick survey. Let us know how it goes, good luck.
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  7. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Man Cooked to Death in Steamer at Tuna Plant   

    Still with the jokes. *sad headshake* Oh my Cod. You guys are giving me a splitting haddock, you know that?!

    @ERDoc: No problem, happy to kelp. Unfortunately I have to take a little break from this thread. I've got a show in an hour and it's time to tuna guitar and head for the venue.

    You folks have fin now!
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  8. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Man Cooked to Death in Steamer at Tuna Plant   

    For shame! Imagine how you'd feel if the victim here was a family member and you read all these horrible puns about this sort of tragedy. Admit it, you'd be steamed.
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  9. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Vermont Medic loses license over fatal crash   

    I'm not really surprised by the penalty he's facing. One of our field supervisors who's an EMT-B in this state started an IV in a patient during a 911 call and had his cert permanently revoked in this state. He's still certified as an EMT-I in another state though. In that case there were no adverse affects for the patient but he still got nailed. Part of that may have been political though. Still, reading the article I'm a little surprised he got off as lightly as he did.
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  10. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Report: Ohio Nurse Didn't Realize She Flushed Living Donor's Kidney   

    This is atrocious. I keep trying to think of a set of circumstances in which this could be an understandable error and I'm coming up short. I can't imagine how the patient and their family must be feeling right now.
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  11. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Hope you aren't colour blind.   

    I can read the top word but that's it. When I try to focus in on the rest it just gives me a blinding headache:/ Hate those tests.
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  12. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Free and Discounted Meals   

    Varies from place to place in my area, also depends who's on the counter. We have an Arby's where 2 of the cashiers and one of the managers give us the police/fire discount which is 50% but the rest won't. If they're working, cool. If not, go somewhere else. Panda Express offers a straight 10% off to all fire/PD/EMS in our area. A few Subway's offer 30-50% off around here. If they offer it, great. If not, start packing a bag lunch. Neither I nor my partner would ever ask for one though. Way I see it, if they don't offer it they aren't going to suddenly change their mind because we ask. It's a privilege not a right imo, but that's just my personal feelings.

    I WAS surprised the other day though, stopped at a Firehouse Subs restaurant, the Sub place created and owned by Firefighters and so very very proud of it. There were a couple guys from a township FD in line ahead of us who got really mad when they didn't get a discount. Given that their signs all talk about the wondrous firefighter mythos and stuff it's mildly amusing that they don't offer a discount. The FD guys went off for a bit then left without ordering. I wish I could say the sandwiches were amazing but... I'd be lying. double the cost of subway and not as tasty. It's ironic that they offer no discount given how Fire-centric the company is but it certainly doesn't bother me. Managers/owners make those calls. I'll try to stop at places that offer discounts but only if it's convenient.
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  13. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Texas Opens Fastest Speed Limit in the Country   

    Perhaps. I have some numbers that I found extremely interesting here though. Regrettably the numbers are found in an editorial article of the type so often found on the interwebs (conspiracy theory/paranoia- esque), which I don't particularly agree with. Feel free to skip down to the numbers for an interesting read. I thought I posted this last night but it seems I didn't.


    edit: If you totally agree with the opinion behind the article, more power to ya. I'm not saying the author's nuts, his numbers are pretty shocking and he presents his case well. I simply think the numbers speak for themselves and he would have made a better case without the first half of the article. One man's opinion, I won't argue if you think he's dead on. I've come to the conclusion that arguing opinions on the internet is probably the least effective use of time in the history of our planet. I'll discuss facts all day though
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  14. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Has anyone else seen this?   

    I noticed something similar to this doing a transfer through Michigan City last week. It's pretty wacky to see a train moving down the middle of the street.

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  15. BillKaneEMT added a post in a topic Veteran Firefighter Resigns after Facebook Post   

    Yah, well; on the one hand I think people do post inappropriate stuff on FB all the time. Not necessarily things that are incorrect or even "bad" just things that you probably shouldn't say to your coworkers, colleagues, family members, neighbors, everyone you know the planet, etc. My FB is blank except to friends and even so I rarely post a status update or comment, and even then only after careful proofreading. Frankly, I hate facebook. If it weren't for the fact that everyone I know relies on the stupid site to manage pretty much all social situations I'd delete my account. I have done just that twice before and each time it was a huge pain. FB has, to a large extent, replaced actual human interaction for a lot of people. Be careful. Big brother is watching, and he's everyone you know, or have known, or may know, or who knows you. But hey, enjoy that Farmville and whatnot.

    In fairness, I have to admit that FB has a huge upside for folks who are overseas or simply not close enough to their loved ones to interact regularly. It lets people in that predicament feel some inclusion into the daily lives of their family and friends. I wish that firefighter luck. A lot of people have had their lives turned upside down based on a single decision. Not even a bad decision sometimes. Such is life.
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