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cscboulder11

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About cscboulder11

  • Birthday June 02

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  • Occupation Driver

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Colorado Springs, Colorado
  • Interests EMS, engineering, aviation

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  1. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!   

    (Stolen)

    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
    I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
    'No,' she answered.
    I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started...

    ______________________________

    I took my wife to a restaurant.

    The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

    "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can order for herself."

    And that's when the fight started.....

    ___________________________

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
    reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
    drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

    I asked her, "Do you know him?"
    "Yes", she sighed,
    "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
    right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
    hasn't been sober since."

    "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?"

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
    But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
    making beer.. Always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
    scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
    the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
    I handed her a toothbrush.

    I said, "When you finish cutting the
    grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    ___________________________

    My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
    She asked, "What's on TV?"
    I said, "Dust."

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________

    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
    boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
    downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
    would be bad all day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
    now with a different anticipation,
    and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

    My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

    And that's how the fight started...

    _____________________________

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

    I bought her a bathroom scale.

    And then the fight started......

    ____________________________

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
    for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

    for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

    and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

    I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

    She said, 'You should have dropped
    your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

    And then the fight started...

    ______________________________

    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

    She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
    "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
    to pay me a compliment.'

    I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

    And then the fight started........

    ______________________________

    I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
    He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
    So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

    That's how the fight started.

    ______________________________


    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
    as a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
    When she asked me why, I replied,
    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....
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  2. cscboulder11 added a topic in Non-EMS Discussion   

    Hospital finds cause of Type 1 diabetes
    http://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/blog/2013/06/13/boston-childrens-hospital-found-the-root-cause-of-diabetes/
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  3. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Cardiac Arrest, Hypothermia, and Resuscitation Science course   

    Week 3 and I'm liking it more now. Never heard of reperfusion injury before, so it was interesting to learn about that.
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  4. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Cardiac Arrest, Hypothermia, and Resuscitation Science course   

    I've been looking forward to this. First week doesn't have much though.
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  5. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Special needs patients   

    If you don't know (enough) sign language, the next best thing is a notepad and pen, IMO.
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  6. cscboulder11 added a topic in Non-EMS Discussion   

    Interesting stuff - Injectible Oxygen
    http://www.techwench.com/scientists-invent-oxygen-particle-that-if-injected-allows-you-to-live-without-breathing/

    While the author missed a few points, could it have implications in EMS?
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  7. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Which Way Do You Run ?   

    I didn't mean just the first responders as the main targets, but as part of a second wave.
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  8. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Which Way Do You Run ?   

    But if the goal is to take out first responders, wouldn't a second one be close to the victims so that it can reach the responders as well?
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  9. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Surprise!   

    Congratulations
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  10. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!   

    I hope they catch the son of a bitch who set off those bombs
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  11. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!   

    When you post in a dead thread for no reason.

    Case in point; On another forum I browse, a guy posted in a thread that was long over and a year old to parrot something that had already been said.
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  12. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!   

    It bugs the crap out of me when people necro-post.
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  13. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic EMS Crisis patient   

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/10/us/georgia-firefighters-hostage/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

    Hope everyone makes it out safely.
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  14. cscboulder11 added a post in a topic Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!   


    Only at the state level, and only for people who are 21+ and you can have no more than an ounce. I wish it hadn't passed though.
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