MedFire

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  1. Seriously thunder? wow its too cold for a storm.

  2. Seriously thunder? wow its too cold for a storm.

  3. Seriously thunder? wow its too cold for a storm.

  4. What the hell are trackbacks?

    You got to hate that. The companies try and use your blog entry to get hits on Google and other searches. Most of the time it is just plane ol posting your entry on to their site. They only include the trackback feature so they can't be hit with plagiarism It has always been a pain in the butt for me too. But I do think it is a good idea to have a feature to shut them off on here. Its not right to have everyone's posts being used for no good.
  5. Stupid things you've said on calls

    Ha i had a girl try to overdose on some sleep med... damn I cant remember the name now... But its the one that you really cannot OD on cause you would have to take soo many pills you would just puke them back up. Man was she pissed when I told her that those wont kill you and you need to take a godawful amount to even get sick off of them. Ohh yeah and she tired to drink a bottle of generic cough med. hahhaahhah I asked if she was seeing pretty colors... turns out it didnt have the proper med in it like the tussin did... LOL
  6. Stupid things you've said on calls

    I once picked up a man with bilat lacs on his neck, 11 puncture wounds to his chest and one puncture wound to the adb. He walked out of the woods. This is when you really hate asking the stupid questions when you already know the answers but you have to ask. me: So were you trying to hurt yourself? him: WTF do you think? me: My guess is yes. me: what are those scars from on your arms ( 1" wide by 12" long both arms right up the middle) him: WTF do you think? I was getting nowhere with this guy for obvious reasons. me: this just dosnt look like you lucky day. Hey next time try a hunting knife with a hook at the end. Youll catch the jugular. (normaly i say it in my head. But something didnt keep in inside i said that all outloud. Opps. But we havent heard from him sense. guess he took my advice. If i was this guy and tried that hard to kill myself i would be pissy to at someone patching me up and bringing me back to the one place that will save the life i was trying to take. You all can shoot me now for not following the feel sorry for suicidal people thing. thats not me. I guess you can only find this funny if you were there. hummmmm owell
  7. Stupidest or Funniest...

    hehe those are great Trauma*Central
  8. Growing up

    Ok who remembers clear pepsi? What were those things u put in the oven ohh yeah shrinky dinks ohh now those were trouble.
  9. Growing up

    Thanks for the reminder I just ordered Fraggle Rock off of amazon.com whole first season. hehe ahhh i so feel old. But who can beat watching the doozers while drinking a corona on your day off.
  10. Saline Lockes vs. I.V. Bags

    Out here it really depends on which hospital your going to. All have there pet peeves. One hospital will want labs and access so we put on a well and flush, another will want a J loop for access no labs, and then the others will want no labs and a bag of NS hanging at KVO. This is the problem with going to 6-7 different hospitals. They all want something different. So its not really a personal preference.
  11. First Diabedic Emergency

    WOW ummm i don't know what to tell you. All i can think of is that if your new then this could just be your "psychological" reaction. Almost like psychogenic shock.
  12. Tactical Tommy

    Damn that boy has some problems. LOL
  13. Western Pennsylvania Trauma Centers

    Cant choose any of those but for me i would go with Baystate Medical Center here in mass its the closest from here and if i had to pic another i would go with Boston or UMass medical
  14. Redneck Medical Terminology

    BENIGN................WHAT YOU BE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT ARTERY...............THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS BACTERIA............BACK DOOR TO CAFETERIA. BARIUM................WHAT YOU DO WITH A PERSON WHEN HE DIES. CESAREAN SECTION........... A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME. CATscan................SEARCHING FOR YOUR KITTY. CAUTERIZE............MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER. COMA....................A PUNCTUATION MARK D&C.....................WHERE BILL CLINTON LIVES DILATE.................TO LIVE LONG. ENEMA................NOT A FRIEND FESTER...............QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE FIBULA................A SMALL LIE GENITAL..............NON-JEWISH PERSON G.I. SERIES..........WORLD SERIES OF MILITARY BASEBALL HANGNAIL............WHERE YOU PUT YOUR COAT IN THE CLOSET IMPOTENT............DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN MEDICAL STAFF.... A DOCTOR'S CANE MORBID..................A HIGHER OFFER THAN I BID NITRATES..............CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES NODE....................I KNEW IT PAP SMEAR...........A FATHERHOOD TEST PELVIS...................SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS POST OPERATIVE....A LETTER CARRIER RECOVERY ROOM......A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY RECTUM....................RIGHT NEAR KILLED HIM SEIZURE....................ROMAN EMPEROR TERMINAL ILLNESS.....GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT TUMOR......................MORE THAN ONE URINE.....................OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT VARICOSE.............NEARBY Something I found hope you enjoy.
  15. Local Protocals... Do You Ever Break Them?

    I know when to follow them and when there just too damn retarded for the situation and nothing really fits so you go by what ya know. I dont go above and beyond my scope of practice. Thats just not right. The most ive done is get and IV preped for my partner while she was intubating. But ya know there was no access. I did have it going through my head that i could of done it if there was access. But there wasnt so i didnt and neither did she. So yes i have thought about it but never have done it.