limbstruck

and explosive diarrhea

and throwing twinkies

and farted loudly

of aggressive midgets

It is sad, I no longer see them as holidays.........its double time now!!!!

My thesis was not part of the paramedic program, it was, however, required in the psychology class that I took as part of my core for my associates. We used the APA format.

We had a guy attempt suicide at a rest area the other night, hit himself multiple times in the head with a ball peen hammer and stabbed himself in the chest with a meat thermometer. Guy scared the shit out of the duty crew b/c they got called to a definite 10-109D, well, the guy (head covered with big honker bloody clots) jumped up on his knees when they walked up :shock: core temp was 102 ,according to thermometer, that's funny, I don't care who you are..............

I am absolutely sick of the lazy people in this business, be it with cleaning, paperwork or just general appearance. I also hate the people that laugh/mock people that further their education or simply use "big" words.

If I use my maiden name..........skank cunt I did not know it replaced cunt! skank cunt! hmm.....skankcunt

Dirtbox demon.............. :evil:

Wow, did not know I had a fraternal twin named Don......... Anyway, I was killed by my husband's insane paranoia

How did you know???? I am a disco freak....... The person below me was so poor growing up, they had to jerk the dog off to feed the cat.........

What is your name? Teresa When is your birthday? 04-17-1975 Eye color? Hazel Hair color? auburn (dark) What nationality(s) are you? Any piercings? Any tatoos? Three--- You have three wishes, what are they? that I didn't have three tatoos What sound can you not stand? train Special talents? What is the first thing you do when you wake up? hop out of bed What is the last song you sang? starry eyed surprise Do you play any instruments? nope Do you know any random facts? BE HONEST- Do you listen to show tunes? no Do you want to go to college? Working on my RN bridge Whats the first thing you do when you get home from work? shower Is there anyone you are desperate to meet? Do you dance around your house when nobodys home? sure Favorite quote? Main source of exercise? tennis/walking Yay or Nay Diet Pepsi? yay Kids? yay Bread? yay Hair cuts? yay Hiking? nay Black and white photography? yay Coffee? yay yay yayayayayayyaa What C.D.s are in your sterio right now? mixed music Guilty pleasures? coffee If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? bourbon street steak Speak other languages? Favorite song (as of right now)? fast cars Favorite flower? sunflower Contacts, glasses, or neither? nope Hometown? Favorite Drink? rum and coke Have you ever been in love? (depending on what your concept of love is) yes Have you ever been skinny dipping? halfway Assertive or passive? assertive Sing in the shower? maybe Any regrets? of course Do you swear? too much Do you have any pet peeves? a lot of things chap my ass Favourite Ice cream flavor? chocolate Member of the red light club

Yeah, my husband does that and sings "the warrior" by pattie smyth and the scandal!!!!! The person below me sings the ace hardware jingle to the tune of "the night the lights went out in georgia"...........ace is the place for the helpful hardware man.......... [-o< (that shit was really happening in my head at 3 this morning... :roll: )

Well, I don't know what I've done, but I woke up feeling like straight crap this mornining...... The person below me had a dream they were eating chocolate pudding and woke up with a spoon in there ass........... :scratch: